Oh sure, we’ve had quite a few since Obama went in office coming from the so-called ‘Conservative’ faction. Statements about Death Panels, statements comparing a national health care plan to the Nazi Third Reich and such like. But nothing like what went on before during the Bush years.
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question.", or,
“ . . .I don't know that atheists should be considered as citizens, nor should they be considered patriots. This is one nation under God.”
(That one sort of reminds me former governor “Ma” Ferguson of Texas saying many years ago, “If English was good enough for Jesus Christ, then it's good enough for Texas.” )
“It's incumbent on those who believe Iraq has no weapons of mass destruction to come forward and tell us where they are.”
And, from his Attorney General john Ashcroft: “I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people."
And, from Bush's FEMA director Michael Brown after Hurricane Katrina: "Considering the dire circumstances that we have in New Orleans, virtually a city that has been destroyed, things are going relatively well."
Of course Brown then received his deserved congratulations from President Bush at the time: “You’re doing a heckuva job Brownie!”
(Maybe I'm making the rash assumption here that Bush was referring to the thorough brown-nosing job he was getting from Brownie.)
Dubya’s mother, not to be left out, when asked if she ever thought about the dead American soldiers returning home from Iraq replied sweetly: "why should I waste my beautiful mind on that?"
Maybe it’s a family thing because coming from his father before him was the delightful: “The Democrats just want to ram it down my ear with a victory!”
Sarah Palin all on her lonesome seems to be trying to file the void - with a bit of help from others. One of my favorite Sarah Palin claims is her theory the “In God We Trust” motto (completely unconstitutional by the by) being moved to the edges of coins is a conspiracy by the Obama administration. In fact, the decision was made in 2007 under Bush and later reversed by Congress. And who can ever forget Palin's claim about reading newspapers to Katie Couric: "All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years."
You betcha!
And I loved it when asked about her duties of Vice President she answered, "As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?"
Equally priceless is Palin’s remark made when resigning as governor of Alaska (quitting): "It may be tempting and more comfortable to just keep your head down, plod along, and appease those who demand: 'Sit down and shut up,' but that's the worthless, easy path; that's a quitter's way out."
Congress often got into the Profoundly Stupid Statement act as well:
Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN): "I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence."
Sen. Orrin Hatch, (R-UT): “Capital punishment is our way of demonstrating the sanctity of life.”
Former Sen. Larry Craig, (R-ID): "I have a wide stance." (After being caught soliciting gay sex in the men’s room at the airport)
Former Sen. Rick Santorum, (R-PA): “ Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?"
Former Sen. Ted Stevens, (R-AK): "And again, the Internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes. "
Former Sen. Tom Delay, (R-TX), When told to stop smoking his cigar in a restaurant due to federal regulations: "I AM the federal government." Delay also once remarked: "Guns have little or nothing to do with juvenile violence. The causes of youth violence are working parents who put their kids into daycare, the teaching of evolution in the schools, and working mothers who take birth control pills."
Former Governor Wally Hickel, (I-AK): “You just can’t let nature run wild”
Former U.S. Rep. Richard H. Baker (R-LA) after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans: “We finally cleaned up public housing in New Orleans. We couldn't do it, but God did.”
Rep. Mary Bono Mack, (R-CA): “This Iraqi thing will blow over”
Of course other governors besides Sarah Palin got into the act:
California’s Arnold Schwarzenegger: "I like the color red because it's a fire. And I see myself as always being on fire.”, and, “ I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman"
There was SC Governor Mark Sanford’s email to his Argentinian lover made public: "I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details…”,
And Sanford’s remark when the details of his illicit affair became public knowledge : This is "very damaging stuff" (Who’d have ever thunk it?)
Even the Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele gets going: “We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets."
Not to be left out, political commentators can not be stopped:
Rush Limbaugh claimed Mark Sanford would "not have had an illicit affair if his state had not been forced to take stimulus money by the Obama Administration." Rush claimed a depressed Sanford simply said “To hell with this!” and engaged in his affair after losing spirit. I'm assuming he did this with a straight face.
Ann Coulter was quite succinct in saying: "My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building."
Hey, you just can’t make this stuff up! I guess it may all just be part of a tradition going back many years:
“I’m the only person of distinction who has ever had a depression named for him.” ~ Republican President Herbert Hoover as the 'Great Depression' took hold.
And, sadly for we aficionados of Profoundly Stupid Statements, it looks like we’re going to be getting by on a bare minimum for a while.
