Friday, May 06, 2011

President Obama, as perceived by Far Right Wingers


The following are the perceptions widely perceived and re-translated by Far Right Wingers about what President Obama says and does:

What Obama actually does: Extends medical care to millions of uninsured Americans;
What the Far Right Wingers say: “Obama’s anti-American socialist agenda to cost insurance companies billions.’

What Obama actually does: Resuscitates the national economy;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama’s economic policy not equal to Bush’s.’

What Obama actually does: Urges vigorous enforcement efforts to lower national crime levels;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Nation’s prisons and jails woefully insufficient and understaffed under Obama’s plan.’

What Obama actually does: Pats child on head during public occasion.
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Authorities suspect Obama of pedophilia’.

What Obama actually does: Pins medal on military hero;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama ignores millions of soldiers to reward favorite.’ 

What Obama actually does: Urges development of fuel efficient vehicles;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama plots to destroy nation’s energy companies.’

What Obama actually does: Praises Catholic relief agency;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama shows his scorn for protestant relief efforts.’

What Obama actually does: Urges remedial climate change legislation;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama imperils planet with radical plan.’

What Obama actually does: Comes out of shower in morning;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘President said to walk around nude in the White House.’

What Obama actually does: Shakes hands with Russian Prime Minister;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama obsequious and embarrassingly friendly with Communist leader.’

What Obama actually does: Golfs on Sunday;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama ignores important national business in romp with friends.’

What Obama actually does: Visits VA hospital;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama shows guilt for his policies now crippling American soldiers.’

What Obama actually does:  Suggests comprehensive legislation to settle immigration problems;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama’s policies will put millions of farmers and small businesses in dire economic straits and imperil nation’s food sources.’

What Obama actually does: Furnishes long-form birth certificate;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama sneaks in forged birth documents.’

What Obama actually does: Refuses to release gruesome picture of dead terrorist;
What the Far Right Wingers say: and, ‘Bin Laden death claim suspected Obama hoax.’

What Obama actually does: Kisses wife in public;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Psychiatrists wonder if Obama is sexual deviant.’

What Obama actually does: States he is a Christian;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama pretends christianity to hide his implacable Muslim faith.’

What Obama actually does: Meets with Republican leaders;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama’s smarmy arm-twisting fails to sway honest Republicans.’

What Obama actually does: Attends Broadway play with his wife;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama neglects his own children in wild night on the town.’

What Obama actually does: Has a drink at a cocktail party;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Doctors suspect Obama of hiding alcoholism.’

What Obama actually does: Criticizes outrageous Tea Party claims;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama attacks free speech rights of American patriots.’

What Obama actually does: Makes offhand joke about Sarah Palin;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ’Sarah Palin steadfast and unruffled by Obama lies.’

What Obama actually does: Says he believes in free markets;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama unsuccessfully hides his anti-capitalist socialist program.’

What Obama actually does: Watches people walk down the street;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Is President Obama a secret voyeur?’

What Obama actually does: Supports civil rights for gays;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama now out of the closet!’

What Obama actually does: Believes in hope and change;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama hopes to change everything we value in this country.’

What Obama actually does: Says money is not the most important thing in life;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama’s shows his true anti-capitalist communist colors.’

What Obama actually does: Says he believes in a woman’s right to choose what happens to her own body;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama ardent supporter of abortion mills and murder of the unborn.’

What Obama actually does: Finds a cure for cancer and the common cold;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama seeks to put thousands of doctors and nurses out of work.’

What Obama actually does: Hunts down and kills Osama bin Laden;
What the Far Right Wingers say: ‘Obama violates borders of sovereign nation to murder man.’ 
or, 
‘Obama's success is really based on George W. Bush’s actions.’
or, 
 ‘Obama had him in secret prison all along to await right moment to kill him.’
and/or,
It was a staged death to insure Obama’s reelection;
It was a staged death to divert attention from a Miss USA being groped causing another backlash against the TSA; 
It was a staged death to divert attention from the collapse of the dollar and rising gas prices;
It was a staged death to divert attention from hyperinflation;
It was a staged death to divert attention from the release of the long form birth certificate and lack of a paper trail.

Most of the above are actual claims made by right wing nutters. Well OK, I threw in a few I made up like curing cancer and the common cold. But most are the claims and statements actually being made, or which might easily be made by the unhinged nut jobs on the far right now flying the Republican Party around in tight, bizarre circles.

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