Holiday Songs For People in the News

GW Bush:

• The Nightmare Before Christmas;
  
• We Three Kings Disoriented Are

Dick Cheney:

• You Better Watch Out;
  
• Do You Hear What I hear?;

Larry Craig:

• Nuts to You;
  
• Nut Cracker;
  
• (Chest)nuts Roasting on an Open Fire;
  
• Silver Balls

Mark Foley:

• What Child is This;
  
• Oh Come Let Us Adore Him

Barack Obama:

• Joy To The World;
  
• Go Tell It On The Mountain

Jesse Jackson:

• Should Auld Acquaintance Be Forgot?

Michael Jackson:

• The Little Drummer Boy;
  
• What Child Is This?

John McCain:

• I'll be home for Christmas;
  
• Silent Night

Bernard Madoff:

• Sleigh Ride;
• Fleeced Navidad

Sarah Palin:

• I'll Have a Blue, Blue Christmas;
  
• Never Do a Tango With An Eskimo;
  
• Baby, It's Cold Outside

Condoleeza Rice:

• I'm Dreaming Of A White Christmas