They had to rush GWB to the hospital the other day. Seems he got undressed to take a shower and noticed all these little round bruises all over his body.
They ran all sorts of tests;
The tested him for this;
And, they tested him for that;
Then they tested him for the other;
They even tested him for testes;
All with negative results;
They re-ran all the tests;
They checked into liver spots;
They checked for adverse cocaine reactions;
They checked for alcohol poisoning;
And even marijuana reactions;
They checked on his swollen spleen;
They checked on his bi-polar disorder;
And on his paranoid dementia; A
nd, his manic depression;
And his Attention Deficit Disorder;
And his speech disorder;
And nothing they checked him for;
Could cause the circular bruising symptoms;
Finally in desperation, a senior aide asked if anyone had checked him for pole bruises -
"Pole bruises?" asked one doctor.
"Sure, pole bruises," answered the former aide for Newt Gingrich & Tom Delay. "You know those spots folks get from being poked all over with 10 foot poles." Sure enough . . . .
Like I've always said - by the time the next elections comes around you won't be able to find anyone who will admit to voting for this guy . . . but we sure as hell aren't going to ever let 'em forget!
I'm getting a real kick out of everyone running for the door these days when he shows up . . . too bad our country's paying the price.